Only the juvenile male Wereroaches are selected for adoption as female Wereroaches are untamable. For mortal care be advised that male Wereroaches are like the Chihuahuas of your world, perching on top of coffins to guard Vampyre Babies as they sleep. They have also been found to be equally as protective of other Nightmare Nursery babies. Warning: Their loud repetitive “barks” make them excellent guard pets for your Nightmare Nursery Babies. Mortals might want to acquire earplugs. May we suggest our Gloomvanian 100% silver earplugs guaranteed to cancel out Werewolf howls, Zombie groans, Abominable … [Read more...]

We make no guarantees for your safety when acquiring one of our Vampyre Bat babies. The purity of their species makes them extremely dangerous though they appear "cute" to mortals. Warning: If peaceful sleep is what you desire be aware they like late night snacks. The management would like to suggest the purchase of our "bite" proof sleepwear with helmet. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any mayhem and destruction caused by your pet, and suggests strongly that you do not adopt one. You … [Read more...]

A delightfully frightening toddler who will grow to GIGANTIC proportions...Cyclops like to keep their eye on everyone and everything. If you try to suppress Octavia’s inquisitive nature, she will quickly anger, and the full impact of her tremendous strength might lead to the destruction of everything in her path. Warning: For the poor mortal who invites this baby into their home, if angered quickly place Octavia in a Cyclops proof cage (which is usually what we recommend for all of our mischievous little darlings from the Nightmare Nursery) otherwise her tremendous strength may quickly demolish your … [Read more...]

Guaranteed to have been bitten by at least a Vampyre Bat, Zombie Rat and Gloomvanian Tick. Warning: Have lots of open space and a variety of chew toys that are expendable since your Rabid Rabbit will wander continuously looking for anything to bite or chew. Otherwise destruction of property is imminent. We have a full line of hideously horrible chew and bite toys which we hope to make available to the mortal world in a few hundred of your years. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any … [Read more...]

Endearing and horribly wild... Roari never sits still, bounding with horrific ape-like agility and strength! If you love never-ending physical activity such as running for your life, then you will know true delight and endless dismay when you invite this hyperactive baby into your home. Warning: She wants to be the center of attention and you had best make sure she is. We have no idea of any means to pacify her since there have been no survivors of an Abominable Snowbaby rampage. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of babies into the mortal world. The management … [Read more...]

The sweetest most docile baby with a dangerous twist...This terrifyingly cute werewolfling will always keep you guessing, since at this age Howliss transforms without warning! You will never know when this sweet baby might turn into your worst nightmare. Warning: When transformation occurs you will need numerous large scratching posts that can be placed throughout your home and a large bone for teething and clawing. Once again a sturdy cage this time with silver bars would be highly recommended for werewolflings are allergic to silver and this will calm him down instantly. The Gloomvanian … [Read more...]