We make no guarantees for your safety when acquiring one of our Vampyre Bat babies. The purity of their species makes them extremely dangerous though they appear “cute” to mortals.
Warning: If peaceful sleep is what you desire be aware they like late night snacks. The management would like to suggest the purchase of our “bite” proof sleepwear with helmet.
The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any mayhem and destruction caused by your pet, and suggests strongly that you do not adopt one. You have been warned.
Hector the Baby Vampyre Bat 
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