Gloomvanian Zombie Guinea Pigs run in herds creating chaos and destruction wherever they go. Warning: They need room to roam so you will need to have a large sturdy compound where your baby Zombie Guinea Pig can run freely with lots of objects that can be destroyed. We would suggest heavy iron bar reinforced structures at a height of no less than 6 feet for containment of your baby Zombie Guinea Pig. Visit our VamPET containment department to view all suitable structures for acquisition. Please be aware that Gloomvanian Outworld Mail Service will take a minimum of 50-100 years for the shipment to be … [Read more...]
2012 Infiniti G37 Coupe
August 18, 2012 by 55 Comments
If you are looking for a stylish vehicle that is quick on its feet, the Infiniti G37 Coupe will be your new dream car! The G37 Coupe is a two door, four passenger sports car with more get up and go than any vehicle I have ever driven! I never understood the need or desire to own a sports car till I put the petal to the metal in the Infiniti G37 Coupe The smooth tailored outside appearance blends a super sporty look with curves that scream elegance! The elegance continues into the inside of the vehicle with suede like storage bins, rich leather, and seats more comfortable than your La Z … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Wereroach – VamPET
August 14, 2012 by 1 Comment
Only the juvenile male Wereroaches are selected for adoption as female Wereroaches are untamable. For mortal care be advised that male Wereroaches are like the Chihuahuas of your world, perching on top of coffins to guard Vampyre Babies as they sleep. They have also been found to be equally as protective of other Nightmare Nursery babies. Warning: Their loud repetitive “barks” make them excellent guard pets for your Nightmare Nursery Babies. Mortals might want to acquire earplugs. May we suggest our Gloomvanian 100% silver earplugs guaranteed to cancel out Werewolf howls, Zombie groans, Abominable … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Hector – VamPET
August 12, 2012 by Leave a Comment
We make no guarantees for your safety when acquiring one of our Vampyre Bat babies. The purity of their species makes them extremely dangerous though they appear "cute" to mortals. Warning: If peaceful sleep is what you desire be aware they like late night snacks. The management would like to suggest the purchase of our "bite" proof sleepwear with helmet. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any mayhem and destruction caused by your pet, and suggests strongly that you do not adopt one. You … [Read more...]
Nuby: Bug-a-Loop Teether
August 10, 2012 by 74 Comments
Emmitt is starting to cut back molars. Cutting all his front teeth was a breeze, I didn't even know he was cutting teeth till he bite me one day! However, the molars are a different story. My poor baby is in so much pain that some days he practically gags himself trying to gnaw on his fingers. The Bug-a-Loop teether by Nuby provides a variety of textured surfaces for biting and teething purposes. This teether is engineered with raised, offset surfaces that assist in the eruption of teeth by gently massaging gums. It seems to hit just the right spot for Emmitt! Our Bug-a-Loop is used for so … [Read more...]
PowerSox CoolMax
August 9, 2012 by 2 Comments
"Like a sophisticated piece of equipment, the PowerSox brand is engineered for exceptional performance. They combine the latest technology and construction innovations with the finest fibers and sport specific designs to create the best performance sockwear for all athletic activities. They utilize moisture management yarns, contour fit, selective cushioning, flat toe seams, ventilation panels and arch support to meet performance goals and exceed expectations." When we visited SkyTop Lodge we put our PowerSox to the test. We biked, hiked, climbed and walked all day long wearing our PowerSox! Our feet … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Octavia – Cyclops Baby
August 8, 2012 by Leave a Comment
A delightfully frightening toddler who will grow to GIGANTIC proportions...Cyclops like to keep their eye on everyone and everything. If you try to suppress Octavia’s inquisitive nature, she will quickly anger, and the full impact of her tremendous strength might lead to the destruction of everything in her path. Warning: For the poor mortal who invites this baby into their home, if angered quickly place Octavia in a Cyclops proof cage (which is usually what we recommend for all of our mischievous little darlings from the Nightmare Nursery) otherwise her tremendous strength may quickly demolish your … [Read more...]
