Only the juvenile male Wereroaches are selected for adoption as female Wereroaches are untamable. For mortal care be advised that male Wereroaches are like the Chihuahuas of your world, perching on top of coffins to guard Vampyre Babies as they sleep. They have also been found to be equally as protective of other Nightmare Nursery babies.
Warning: Their loud repetitive “barks” make them excellent guard pets for your Nightmare Nursery Babies. Mortals might want to acquire earplugs. May we suggest our Gloomvanian 100% silver earplugs guaranteed to cancel out Werewolf howls, Zombie groans, Abominable Snowman screams and Wereroach barkings.
The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any mayhem and destruction caused by your pet, and suggests strongly that you do not adopt one. You have been warned.
Wereroach
How cute! My kids are going to want one of these!