We make no guarantees for your safety when acquiring one of our Vampyre Bat babies. The purity of their species makes them extremely dangerous though they appear "cute" to mortals. Warning: If peaceful sleep is what you desire be aware they like late night snacks. The management would like to suggest the purchase of our "bite" proof sleepwear with helmet. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any mayhem and destruction caused by your pet, and suggests strongly that you do not adopt one. You … [Read more...]
Nuby: Bug-a-Loop Teether
August 10, 2012 by 74 Comments
Emmitt is starting to cut back molars. Cutting all his front teeth was a breeze, I didn't even know he was cutting teeth till he bite me one day! However, the molars are a different story. My poor baby is in so much pain that some days he practically gags himself trying to gnaw on his fingers. The Bug-a-Loop teether by Nuby provides a variety of textured surfaces for biting and teething purposes. This teether is engineered with raised, offset surfaces that assist in the eruption of teeth by gently massaging gums. It seems to hit just the right spot for Emmitt! Our Bug-a-Loop is used for so … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Octavia – Cyclops Baby
August 8, 2012 by Leave a Comment
A delightfully frightening toddler who will grow to GIGANTIC proportions...Cyclops like to keep their eye on everyone and everything. If you try to suppress Octavia’s inquisitive nature, she will quickly anger, and the full impact of her tremendous strength might lead to the destruction of everything in her path. Warning: For the poor mortal who invites this baby into their home, if angered quickly place Octavia in a Cyclops proof cage (which is usually what we recommend for all of our mischievous little darlings from the Nightmare Nursery) otherwise her tremendous strength may quickly demolish your … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Rabid Rabbit – VamPET
August 8, 2012 by 2 Comments
Guaranteed to have been bitten by at least a Vampyre Bat, Zombie Rat and Gloomvanian Tick. Warning: Have lots of open space and a variety of chew toys that are expendable since your Rabid Rabbit will wander continuously looking for anything to bite or chew. Otherwise destruction of property is imminent. We have a full line of hideously horrible chew and bite toys which we hope to make available to the mortal world in a few hundred of your years. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of VamPETS into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any … [Read more...]
JC Toys La Newborn 15″ Real Boy!
August 6, 2012 by 106 Comments
Every kid in my house, boys included love to play with baby dolls. We encourage all of them to be nice and gentle to their baby dolls because I really think playing with them helps they grow and learn! A child is never too young or too old to play with dolls: Babies & Dolls The roots of make believe begin between ages 12 and 18 months. This means that encouraging pretend play is huge! Encouraging your child to pretend will help in many other areas of development. Toting around the Real Boy has helped Emmitt grasp with his hands and balance better when carrying the doll around! Toddlers & … [Read more...]
Western Chief Kids: Hello Kitty Rain Gear
August 6, 2012 by 1 Comment
Like most kids, my children have a bus stop they must wait at in the morning before school! When it rains, I keep them in the van till the bus comes, but they still get drenched on the way from the van to the bus and then from the bus into the school. I've purchased many rain coats and umbrellas before but they tend to get lost or misplaced and the kids tell me they are uncomfortable to wear when dry and itchy when wet! A few weeks ago we received the Western Cheif Kids Hello Kitty line to test for comfort and see how truly waterproof it is. With the lack of rain Pennsylvania has gotten this year … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Roari Snow – Abominable Snowbaby
August 2, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Endearing and horribly wild... Roari never sits still, bounding with horrific ape-like agility and strength! If you love never-ending physical activity such as running for your life, then you will know true delight and endless dismay when you invite this hyperactive baby into your home. Warning: She wants to be the center of attention and you had best make sure she is. We have no idea of any means to pacify her since there have been no survivors of an Abominable Snowbaby rampage. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of babies into the mortal world. The management … [Read more...]
