Brainlessly adorable and weirdly sweet, this baby is totally out of control (as are all Zombies). The joy and horror of bringing this little destructive darling home is rewarding, but can be fatal. Remember: your mindless Zombie baby must always feed, otherwise YOU might become a late night snack! Warning: Zombie proof all your belongings to protect yourself from his eternal cravings for fresh meat. Have on hand a sturdy steel crib, bassinet, playpen, stroller, ball and chain to be safe and never leave him unattended or unfed. The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number … [Read more...]
Nuby: Easy Grip Bottle Brush
August 23, 2012 by 42 Comments
Doing dishes is one of my least favorite chores. Washing bottles and cups is by far the worst part of dishes. It takes for ever to cram the sponge down and into the cups and get them all clean. And then I have to scrub the nipples to get them clean. Nuby sent me their Easy Grip Bottle Brush a week or so ago- and now washing cups is one of my favorite chores! The Easy Grip Bottle Brush features a soft, textured handle that allows me to maintain a secure yet comfortable grip when getting down deep into cups! The handy Nipple Brush conveniently stores inside the handle when not in use! We use … [Read more...]
Bioken Enfanti Tea Tree Shampoo & Conditioner
August 22, 2012 by 3 Comments
This summer has been one of the worst summers when it comes to my hair. The dry air has caused it to be frizzy and my dandruff to be at an all time high. A few weeks ago I switched my normal shampoo and conditioner for the Bioken Enfanti Tea Tree shampoo and conditioner and I could not be happier! The Enfanti Tea Tree Shampoo provides long-lasting relief from itching and flaking, while stimulating the scalp to promote healthy hair growth. The special formulation is fused with natural antiseptic herbs and therapeutic botanicals that help alleviate dry and flaking scalp. It smells so much better than … [Read more...]
Nuby iMonster No-Spill Cup
August 22, 2012 by 30 Comments
The Nuby iMonster No-Spill Cup is the perfect sippy cup to use when weaning yoru baby off a bottle. The soft spout has a unique one piece, No-Spill soft silicone spout that is easy to use and easy to clean and even holds up to a teething toddler! The spout promotes the natural drinking action and healthy oral development. The newly designed valve opens with minimum pressure and doesn't require constant sucking that can damage new teeth and soft palates. It also features an Easy Grip base that makes this cup perfect for small hands to tote around! Does it leak? Not a chance. The No-Spill silicone … [Read more...]
Joovy: Caboose Ultralight Stroller
August 21, 2012 by 41 Comments
Disclosure: The Stroller in the feature below was sent compliments of Joovy. In my opinion, having two young children makes a stroller a necessity. If your older child is four or older, buying a true double stroller may not be the best idea for you because they will be grown out of it before you really get your moneys worth out of it- but there are times and places that an older child still needs a place to sit! So I set out to find a stroller that would work for this type of situation- and I found an excellent one- The Joovy Caboose Ultralight Stand-On Tandem Stroller The Joovy Caboose Ultralight … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Zombie Guinea Pig – VamPET
August 20, 2012 by 2 Comments
Gloomvanian Zombie Guinea Pigs run in herds creating chaos and destruction wherever they go. Warning: They need room to roam so you will need to have a large sturdy compound where your baby Zombie Guinea Pig can run freely with lots of objects that can be destroyed. We would suggest heavy iron bar reinforced structures at a height of no less than 6 feet for containment of your baby Zombie Guinea Pig. Visit our VamPET containment department to view all suitable structures for acquisition. Please be aware that Gloomvanian Outworld Mail Service will take a minimum of 50-100 years for the shipment to be … [Read more...]
Vamplets: Wereroach – VamPET
August 14, 2012 by 1 Comment
Only the juvenile male Wereroaches are selected for adoption as female Wereroaches are untamable. For mortal care be advised that male Wereroaches are like the Chihuahuas of your world, perching on top of coffins to guard Vampyre Babies as they sleep. They have also been found to be equally as protective of other Nightmare Nursery babies. Warning: Their loud repetitive “barks” make them excellent guard pets for your Nightmare Nursery Babies. Mortals might want to acquire earplugs. May we suggest our Gloomvanian 100% silver earplugs guaranteed to cancel out Werewolf howls, Zombie groans, Abominable … [Read more...]
